You've been bugging me forever about your present! I guess the best present I can offer you would be... ME! I start by grabbing your balls. I'm gonna teach you how to please a woman like me! I suck your cock until you fill my mouth with cum and then let you bend me over and fuck me doggy style for 3 creampies! THREE CREAM PIES! Looks like you do know what you're doing after all...