Hey, bro. You think you're real cool making misogynistic jokes about women "getting in the kitchen and making you a sandwich", don' t ya? Oh, you think you're hilarious. Big man make funny joke, ha ha. Well, nope, you're a neanderthal, a sexist pig and I'm going to teach you a lesson. You want a sandwich? Oh, I have a sandwich for you. I've tied you up, and you're unable to move your hands or legs. I jerk your cock whilst verbally humiliating you, and make you have a ruined orgasm onto a slice of bread, then make you eat the cum sandwich. That taught you a lesson, didn't it, pig!