There's no such thing as a ''daddy'', men who call themselves "daddy" are a joke. Who would call you, an awkward hunk of meat, "daddy"? Stop fooling yourself. I'm getting impatient. What you need is a Mommy, someone who will straighten you out and guide you out of your delusions. Deep down you have issues which only a Mommy can nurture out of you. I'm not afraid to punish you though, if you keep being a bad boy... So stop playing now and come to Mommy.