I've been noticing some disturbing behavior from you. I've noticed you staring at my uh...backside. And I just can't let it continue. I mean it would be inhumane of me to continue to let you suffer like this. And as much as my heart is for jesus, I think it's time we put your urges to rest once and for all..don't you? I know this may be hard for you, Father, but you can't look away. It's for your own good. We have to put your urges to rest. Is it exactly what you thought it would be Father? I know it's not much, but you've just been staring at it for so long. See don't you feel better now? I know I do, hehe.