Just days away from Valentine’s Day now. Are you excited? Oh, didn’t I tell you? I’m letting you celebrate this year. There’s no reason puppies can’t celebrate too, and after all, you’ve been such an obedient boy for me lately. I’ll even let you be a little naughty with your date. Yes, I said your date. I found you the perfect Valentine. No, not me—well, not all of me, anyway…