I have a Valentine’s Day surprise for you! Do you want to hear about it? Well, remember when we talked about possibly having a threesome some day? That’s right. I called up one of my friends, and he jumped at the chance to share you with me. What? That wasn’t the sort of threesome you meant? But that’s the sort of threesome I want. And with all I do for you, with how much you adore and lust after me, you won’t let me have this one little night? Too bad. You’re going to go along with this and be happy about it, or I’m going to tell everyone it was your idea. That you’re nothing but a big fag in denial. You remember how vindictive I can be when I don’t get my way, right?