You were invited to my singles-only Valentine's Day party! Lucky you! But something is wrong. You come and find me in the bedroom, smoking some reefer and you ask if you can talk to me about a little problem you have. I, of course, being the host of the party and self proclaimed Love Guru am happy to assist you in your valentine's day needs. You say this small issue is something you'll have to show me. You whip out your dick after I consent and tell you to show me! I am stunned and taken aback. HOW can someone function with something so small?! HOW do you expect to ever please a woman! This is honestly beyond my help but I do have some advice for you anyways. Listen carefully...