If you want to be My Valentine, you're going to have to impress Me. A woman like Me needs a man with a cock big enough to satisfy all My desires. So why don't you show Me what you're working with? Oh no... that little thing is a huge disappointment! It certainly isn't huge in any other way. You could never please Me with that tiny cock! Looks like you're not getting any pussy this Valentine's Day. Since I'll never let you touch Me, you'll just have to take My humiliation instead. You're not man enough for Me... you're barely even a man at all!