I'll bet you really thought I was serious about seeing you. Get real. Listen in on this humiliating phone call to find out how I really feel. My friend and I have a good laugh over how pathetic you are, then start planning a bar trip to find a real man to dick us down. I've just been giving you attention to get you to buy me things - and I'll bet that even now that you know, you'll still keep coming back to me. Loser. I will never let you fuck me. I might let you watch someone else fuck me. You'd probably enjoy that. Anyway, as long as you keep showering me in gifts, I guess I'll keep taking you on mall "dates." Just don't get attached, ok? You and your tiny little baby dick don't even deserve that much of my time.