What it says on the tin. You're not going anywhere this Valentine's, so I have kindly prepared everything you need to join the festivities! You're going on a date with your hand. Make sure to show her a real good time, after all she's the only one who will ever be willing to fuck you. Relentless humiliation comes out of My luscious lips before giving you a task to make your evening complete. You're welcome, fist fucker.