Happy Valentine's Day honey! I'm so excited to go out to my favorite steakhouse for dinner tonight. Unfortunately for you, you won't be joining me. I've got a real man who will be my date. As for you, my dear sweet husband, you are staying home with the new babysitter, Elizabeth! She just arrived and I'm going to fill her in on every little detail on how to take care of my oversized baby. She will be keeping you diapered tonight, and she will even be dressing you up in one of your pretty little sissy girl dresses. You two are going to have an absolute blast while I'm off on my date with my other boyfriend. You better behave for your sweet new babysitter, or else you will really be in for it tomorrow. Now be a good baby and don't be too fussy while I'm gone tonight!