This Valentine's Day I have something very special planned for you. Surely you're strong and brave enough to handle the task I want you to complete. This is the only way a worthless little worm like you could satisfy me on a day like today. I want you to suffer for my entertainment and glory. You know your balls belong to me, and I can do whatever I want to them. That means that you will do whatever I want to them when I am not around. So listen to my words, pathetic creature and obey quickly. Hopefully your sad beta brain can keep up with my commands. Are you good at counting? Is your will strong? Can you really entertain me? Buy the clip. Follow my commands. Do something worthwhile for once, loser.