On the Twelfth day of Christmas your true Goddess gave to you Twelve Receipts to Pay Eleven Pee Pee Touches Ten Toes for Sucking Nine Cocks to Tease You Eight Minutes of Milking Seven Loser Signs Six Fuck You's Five Ball Smacks Four Toilet Licks Three Tittie Twisters Two Super Wedgies and A Cock to Suck Off