Shrinking The Macho Man

Fe Fi Fo Fum... did you really think you could run? I have shrunk you down and now you are a little itty bitty man with little itty bitty legs. You couldn't outrun me if you tried. Are you curious why I would do such a thing? It's because you thought you were so "macho" and "tough" and I find those traits to be utterly obnoxious. Therefore, you have been shrunk and you will never be able to call yourself "macho" ever again. If this isn't bad enough, I will also humiliate you by dressing you up in dresses and making you my little butt boy. This is your new life now. Enjoy... but be extra careful of my big feet!