CUSTOM: I'm your close friend. I have invited you over to get your opinion on some new lingerie. I want to show you the first piece so I get topless. But you've never seen me topless before, and I catch you staring at my huge tits. I can't blame you, I know your girlfriend has little B cups, I humiliate her for having such tiny tits. I admit to always having a little crush on you, too and that I've always been curious how big your dick is. I make you show me your cock... it's way smaller than I expected. I tell you how unattractive I find your small dick but I feel bad because I got you hard, I give you a pity handjob (simulated under the camera) You embarrass yourself by not lasting very long... we will never, ever be together.