Are you fucking serious!!?? You really got me chocolates....... ON VALENTINES DAY.... Can you be anymore cliche? I mean come on. I thought by now you would have learned that a simple box of chocolates is NOT going to please me. Whats even more pathetic, is that you got me fucking HERSHEYS! NOT EVEN THE GOOD STUFF. You could have at least splurged for some Godiva. Fucking pathetic. This is EXACTLY why you will never be fucking this pussy again. Yup, that's right, your not even going to get laid on Valentines day, you Stupid loser. Wait what's that? You got me something else? Lets see. WOWWWWWWWWWW! FAKE FLOWERS. I can see you went really splurged this year. I know I've been taking all of your money but I figured you at least had some left... Thats the ONLY reason I'm even dealing with you this Valentines day. I TOLD YOU I WANTED RED BOTTOM HEELS, and I assumed you were brining them to me. Since you've turned up empty handed, there's really no reason for you to stick around. Take your broke ass and get the fuck out of my house. You will be allowed back in when you have five Pairs of red bottoms for me, and a new car. Goodbye, pathetic pay pig.