Hey babe! Happy Valentines Day! I really do appreciate all the gifts you got me, but what did you get your wife? I really hope you didn't get her chocolates, she's already a fat cow as it is. Why are you even with such a fat bitch when you can be with someone like me. I can eat this whole box of chocolates and still look AMAZING. Your obese wife can't do that, can she? I had a special Valentines day surprise planned for you, but since you haven't dumped your wife yet I guess its going to go to waste. Such a shame, don't you want to be the one to strip me out of this sexy lingerie? Then go dump that bitch! She doesn't deserve a man like you!! You deserve someone sexy and young, with a nice tight pussy like mine riding your cock. Not an old, miserable cow. Your wifes pussy is so loose and disgusting from all those pregnancies. I bet your would like me better anyway. See? We've got it all worked out. Leave your troll wife and you get to fuck my tight little pussy every day, AND I'll babysit your family! Come on honey, I know you want to lick every inch of this body, from my sweet lips, all the way down to my tight, virgin asshole. Why haven't you dumped her yet!!!?? Fine, I'll make a deal with you. I wanted to save my anal virginity until marriage ( and you will marry me ) but since its Valentines day, I can make an exception.... BUT ONLY if you leave your wife for me. You'll be dumping her for my tight virgin asshole. I think she'll understand. Now get out of here, and make sure you come back with those divorce papers signed! Happy Valentines Day