Don’t act like you come to the gym to work out. I see you pulling out your phone and recording hot babes getting their fit on just to excuse yourself to the bathroom for hours. Not anymore. You’re ACTUALLY going to work out today. Get on your hands and knees while I humiliate you in all of your obese, pervy, disgusting glory. You won’t pass this opportunity up. It’s what you wanted all along. And when you’re done, all of those secret pics and vids will be deleted, got it?