LOSER SEX 101: PILLOW HUMPING

It's pretty pathetic that someone who has as little actual human sex as you is sooooo obsessed with it. oh well, good thing you've got me to teach you how to have a healthy, active, loser sex life! First up: PILLOW HUMPING! Nothing says "I'm a dumb, little dicked, horny bitch" like desperately humping your pillow, only to become more and more horny the more you hump - never ever to experience relief. ESPECIALLY, when you're learning it from me. So what are you waiting for, buy the clip, get out your favorite pillow (preferably the one you put your head on at night hahaha) and start humping for me, bitch.