It is no secret that I can be a serious bitch when faced with competition. Tonight I am wrestling Naomi and as part of my intimidation routine, I tear her apart about her gross underwear. She showed up looking to fight with these hideous yellow, holey, things that she claims are good luck charms from one wild night. No way am I letting her or her skanky panties beat me in this match. We go at each other, pinning and flipping all over the bed. Soon the clothes are being ripped off. I try to win the match by ripping them off of her body but she has a sneaky trick up her sleeve.