I wear a strapon and tell you about a game that I want to play with you: we race jerking off in front of each other and the last one who cums or doesn't cum at all eats the cum of the winner. I put a cracker on the table and tell you to cum on it while laughing at you not being able to do it and calling you a faggot as I am wanking my strapon. Of course, I cum first and tell you to eat that cum cracker and lick all the cum spills off the table. I am laughing at you actually doing it, calling it nasty and pathetic.