There are many mighty Jacks in this world. Jack the famous actor guy. Jack the guy that saved Winslet from the sinking ship. Jack the sparrow pirate guy. Okay a lot of these men are fiction. But let's focus on our mighty Jack and his big feet that are in your face right now. He's seated on the counter with his feet on display. He's on his phone ignoring you. He'll let you worship them with your eyes. Go on. He'll allow it....this time. :P
