Pink Slip. Our company may have fallen on some hard times but I still have a position for you... in fact I have a special pink slip to show you! Be prepared to work overtime because I have an unexpected place for you to insert your time card. You might be on the dole, but I can't wait to get on your pole for some human resources wouldn't approve of! Who needs coffee when I've got something that's definitely an eye opener! You'll have plenty of tales to share at the water cooler after our intimate office encounter. I may be your boss, but I don't mind acting like a secretary and taking a little dictation from you! Enjoy a whole new way to perform an exit interview - I'm bringing a whole new meaning to being laid...off!