Little brother we need to have a talk….. Your wife left you because you’re gay and you’re living in my house moping around because you’re lonely. This has to change, there’s going to be some new rules around here, you’re going to contribute to living here by being my amusement. No more ashtrays or toilet paper is going to be needed anymore. No more whining which just proves that all those bullies I had to defend you from in High School were right. You either take it or leave it but if you don’t respect your new place then you’re back out on the streets.