You have carried your dirty little secret around with you for your whole life, but you can't hide it from me, i know exactly how it makes you feel. You will always be a small man to me, i am a true size queen. Some girls might even think you length is 'OK', but i think it is disgusting, and there is no way i will sugar coat the truth. I'm going to tell you exactly how i feel about it. Well, it's time to get the dreaded tape measure out, and i am going to be brutally honest about each length. You wait until i open up about yours ;)