I've invited you over, neighbor, to get to know you a little better... Or rather have you get to know Me better! you think I'm some innocent alterna-conformist, a tourist with My blue hair- not necessarily a real alternative person living an alternative life. you seem to think I'm "wholesome".... I am far from wholesome, or pure. I live a real alternative lifestyle, I live it 24/7... That's right, I practice BDSM & I'm the top! I show you some of My toys, then carefully reveal that the key around My neck isn't to a mailbox at all!! I know you can't resist, I can smell the beta on you. I know you'll be back to ask more, curious you'll say. I know you'll be back with a gift.... and I know that soon you'll be dying to have your cock locked up for Me! My secret is out- and you can't resist wanting to explore deeper.... you cannot resist that you want to be the second key around My neck SO BAD!