Sweetie, I know you think I don't know about your diapers, but I see them under your clothes all the time. I see how much they crinkle and make you blush. I see you struggling to pull your shirt down to hide that ever so obvious waistband. You think I don't know, but I do. I always see how round and cute your butt is when you're rocking your favorite pampers. I know you're way too embarrassed to tell me, you think you're too old for diapers now, even though I take care of you in just about every other way. But there's no need to be blushing so much sweetie! You see, sometimes grownups wear diapers too... why? Because we like them too! They feel good and they're so cute and thick. I'll even let you in on a little secret. Sometimes even MOMMIES wear diapers!! I hope you feel a little more comfortable now, cutie. I know you can't even believe it, so I'm going to prove it to you.... I'm wearing a diaper right now! Look at this big thick white diaper on my bum. See, lots of people wear diapers, for all kinds of reasons! Come over here, baby, I want to wear diapers with you. I'll still be your Mommy, but now we can both be comfy and padded together!