You know word gets around, right? I found out you were staring at asses and being a perv at the bar. I don't care that you want other women, you already know I fuck men way better than you. But what I think is hilarious is that you were trying to get with women far out of your league. Asses that are well past what you deserve. You need a punishment for doing something so stupid. You come home and I am already wearing your favorite sweatpants. I hike them far up my asscrack as I blow rancid pizza farts into them. The smell is NEVER going to go away. And no, you can't just buy a new pair...I'm gonna make you to wear these out in public. Smell them! I stick them in your face so you get a good whiff. Everyone will wonder what smells...and realize its you! All my farts will be trapped in your sweatpants. Hahahahahahahhahahaah