Hello, step-brother. I hope I'm not intruding on your private time. I wanted to speak with you while our parents are out of the house. You see, I have an issue, and I think you're the only one who can help me with it. I seem to be suffering from coitophobia. What is it? Well... It's a fear of vaginal intercourse. You see, I overheard some other girls at our graduation, and they were talking about how important it is to "lose it" before college. After doing some research, I discovered that they meant "losing their virginity". I attempted to take matters into my own hands, quite literally, by inserting an object myself-- but I just couldn't manage it. Every time I got close to inserting a toy, I panicked and couldn't do it. That's why I need you. I went over all the details, and it shouldn't be a problem. We're not related. We're the same age. We're both heterosexual, and have all the proper functioning parts. And just so you know, step-brother, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to ensure you're a willing participant. I'm also willing to perform certain functions to ensure you obtain an erection. So? Will you help me, step-brother? Will you help me lose my virginity?