Are you seriously still on that diet? HA! You sure don’t look like it. Let me guess: you’re not doing a very good job of sticking to it, huh? Of course not. It was stupid of you to even try. You’re fundamentally incapable of eating better, working out, or living a healthy lifestyle. You were born a fat-ass loser, and you will remain a fat-ass loser. You better just accept it now, drop the diet, and let yourself go completely.