I need to get ready to go for a party. I'm so glad that I friendzoned you, you can help me choose what I'm going to wear. I try on different outfits and clothes for your opinions - I even get changed in front of you; because you are my friend and nothing sexual is ever going to happen. I know you did have a crush on me, but that's OK - you can use that to help me look my best for other people.