I know claiming the title of “faggot” can be a little… imposing. No matter how much you yearn to be fucked and used by a thick, superior cock, you just haven’t made peace with the fact. Perhaps you are worried you’ll be underwhelming. Perhaps you are concerned about what others would say if they knew about your proclivities. Let me make this easy for you. Consider it your first step toward joining the ranks of the man-sluts. You’ll just need your phone for this assignment. Easy, right?