What’s that? Another missed tribute? What’s your excuse? Maxxed out card? Oh you poor baby. You say that like you expect me to care. Not to worry, I have the perfect solution for you: kibble. That’s right. If you are going to act like a broke bitch, you are going to eat like a broke bitch. Now get down on the floor and be grateful I even allow you this much. Maybe next month your budgeting will be better.