You are such a pal to come over and help me clean. I am sure you had something way more exciting to do! No ? What is that makes you want to help me out? Is it the view? Do you like to watch me on my hands and knees scrubbing the floor? I know it is the perfect view of my wrinkled soles. Maybe you prefer me flat on my back struggling to keep my flip flops on? They are such a hassle. I am better off without them and so are you! The view of bare feet and pointed toes makes giving up your afternoon to help me seem so much more worth it. Can't forget to clean under the beds! My sneakers are just making laying on my stomach and getting this job done more trouble. I should just take them off, right? It feels so good to rub my feet together but these socks are in the way! I say let's remove them too! You really are the best helper!