Hey babe, I found your porn stash. Pretty unusual...tastes you have. I admit you hid them very well and it was pure luck I stumbled upon them. No wonder you hid them. If I were you I'd feel so...humiliated. My husband isn't much of a real man after all. Sniff this butyl nitrate, get popped, and confess your true sexual preferences, honey. While you're all fucked up do try your absolute best to pay attention to what I'm going to do with you now that I know your deepest darkest secret