Do I get you all stiff? All hard and erect? I should, look at me. I'm clever and dangerous, mean and I tease you so much. Of course, you get hard for me, I'm one of the few pleasures you enjoy now you've ruined your mind. Let's get you thinking and wanking over all the sick and twisted things I could do with you, how I could ruin you and your life! I know I give you the stiffy so let's get you enjoying it while you have it..