I'm prepping for spring with some new clothes. I ordered some short shorts to go with some new crop tops but are they gonna fit? I step into the shorts and think out loud "oh, these might fit!" but I know all too well that my huge belly is where the problem lies. I wiggle and jump until I'm stuffed into the tiny shorts and I realize I was a bit too optimistic. I can get the top button done and they look pretty cute but I keep trying to get the other three buttons. I move the camera and lay down, hoping I can suck it in and stuff all my fat in these size 30 jean shorts. I try and try and get so exhausted from my attempts. I breath hard and heavy as I roll around in bed trying to get them on. My bed creaks and groans under the full weight of my massive body struggling to button up. My body jiggles and shakes beautifully throughout all of my attempts. Eventually I give up, lamenting that these were the biggest size they had but decide that I still look pretty damn cute wearing them unbuttoned.
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