You and I both know the cause of most of your problems: your pathetic cock. You came into My salon hoping to get your hair cut, but I have other plans for what I will be chopping off today…your gross cock. I have fantasized about chopping a dick off for quite some time, and this time you pushed Me over the edge. I can’t even begin to explain how disgusted I am just thinking about your stupid little cock. As soon as I saw you had a boner while sitting in My chair I just knew I had to get rid of it! You definitely don’t want Me telling your wife that you popped a boner while I was cutting your hair, do you? I want to ensure you never have to worry about your boner popping up ever again, so I’ve decided your cock has to go. Don’t worry, these scissors are sharp enough to take it off in one swift chop!