I have to say, I’ve been having so much fun hanging out with you. You’re so funny and sweet. I want to ask you something but it may seem a little forward, or it may make hanging out together really awkward in the future, but I have to ask. Are you not attracted to me? I ask because I have been giving off every signal that I can think of, to let you know that I’m really interested in you, and you have not responded at all. I mean it’s okay if you just want to be friends, but I have never had a guy just completely shut me down the way you have. If you want me to stop coming on to you, just tell me. Buy, I already have a lot of friends, and I’m really looking to date more than I’m looking for a friend. It’s not me, it’s you? Okay, I’m outta here. What do you mean, don’t go? That’s like the rudest thing you can say to someone who just told you they like you. If it’s not me then what is it? If you have something weird about yourself that you want to tell me, just tell me. I’ll keep it a secret no matter what it is, I promise. That’s what you’re worried about? The size of your penis? Oh, honey, penis size is so overrated. Every guy thinks girls spend all their time obsessing about getting fucked by big cocks. It’s just not true. It is true that it’s easier for a girl to cum if she’s having sex with a large dick, that’s just the way nature designed things. Having lots and lots of orgasms isn’t all that sex is about though. A guy can provide a girl with an orgasm in a lot of different ways. It’s the intimacy of the act that matters. It’s how two people feel about each other, how much they care for one another, making love is so special. It has absolutely nothing to do with how big a guy’s dick is. So, if that’s all that’s been holding you back, just relax. I think I have a way to show you how much I like you and how little penis size means to me. Why don’t you pull him out and I’ll give you a long, sexy blow job. I guarantee it will the best blow job of your life. Go on, pull your cock out while I….. Oh my GOD! Is that real? It’s so tiny. Does it even work? It’s like a fake starter dick just so you can get used to having one! hahaha! You used to be a girl, didn’t you? No? You were just born with that dick? Oh WOW, you were not kidding about how tiny that thing is. Can you even cum? Is it trying to get hard? Is that why it’s wiggling? Are you hard already? I can’t even believe what I’m seeing. No, I didn’t mean what I said earlier. I only fuck big cocks, they’re the best. I just said all that stuff to get you to show it to me. I knew you must have a microphallus from the moment I met you. How did I know? You’re a little bitch who does everything I say. How could I not realize that you are a beta bitch boy? Oh, are you going to cry? You can curl up in a ball and cry like the bitch boy you are after I’m done with you. Now tug on that little guy for me. He’s so tiny and hard. This is obviously the closest you’ve ever been to getting laid in your life. Go on, stroke that pathetic thing with your finger and thumb. If you eat your cum, I’ll stop by and let you jerk off while I humiliate you some more next week.