I have a brand-new pair of shiny pantyhose, and I need you to help me break them in. After all, do you know what I use my hose for the most? For teasing and face sitting. And with me standing here like this, showing off my ass, I bet you’re dying for me to slip off these little white shorts and give you permission to bury your face in my ass. Maybe, if you’re very good, that’s exactly what I’ll do…