A two-pump chump, huh? That’s what you are? How sad. Sex must be a terrible embarrassment for you. It’s definitely terrible for your poor partners…and that’s why you’re here, alone, letting a woman like me mock and laugh at you. Let’s play a little game. I’m going to show off my sexy body, and you’re going to jerk your dick and try to last. Simple, huh? Or at least it should be simple, but look at that. You’re ALREADY close to cumming! Maybe “two-pump chump” was a little too optimistic. “One-pump” might be closer to reality. Hahaha!