I have a story to tell you. It's all about a beta male, who was constantly surrounded by gorgeous women, yet was perpetually single and unwanted. Sound familiar? That's because it's the story of you. This beauty may surround you daily, but you are not worthy of staring at it. Therefore, every time you happen to glance at a hot woman, you're going to lick a toilet seat. I don't care where you are. I don't care what you're doing. The sound of my fingers snapping is going to echo in your head and you're going to find a bathroom, kneel down, and lick. This is what you deserve, beta. Not the sight of a hot woman, but the sight of a filthy toilet.. inches from your face.