I thought dick size was supposed to be genetic based? What happened here? Why the hell is your dick so tiny? What am I comparing it to? you step-dad of course. The man who provided half of your genetic make up. The guy who's walking around with a dick so big he might as well call it a third leg. How did HE create YOU? The loser gene really took over here... wow, I could go on and on about how much bigger your step-dad is...and I think I just might.