Having finished my tea and had my foot rub - I now want to do some trampling in the kitchen. This is my first one-to-one trampling clip : so, eyemblacksheep just has me to contend with - but I'm not going to make it easy for him. With so many benches to use for balance and leverage, there's little he can do to stop me squashing him with the full 17 stone (238lb / 108kg) of my weight. I even get in some cock trampling as part of this - flattened under my beautiful size 8 (10 US / 42 EU) feet!