ORDER: Wear dirty white socks with words "these" on left foot and "smell" on right foot wrote on them. Wear them in sneakers. Prop feet out in front of you on table. Kick off sneakers and cross left foot over so it reads "these smell". Itch toes with hands on a foot. (make grimace face) "Damn my feet smell. And this athletes foot, it's out of control. Its itchy and peely between my toes." Keep itching off and on for a minute. Look at camera, "what are you looking at? My feet? I know they smell. Smells like sweat and doritos huh?" Itch toes with hands. "Sorry I got athletes foot. It's pretty bad." Keep itching toes. Uncross feet so it reads "Smell these". "Hey. Come over here. Smell my feet. I know you want to." Keep itching toes off and on. Tease talk about smelly socks, how many days you wore them, talk about catching athletes foot often, itchy feet, etc. End of clip take off socks and show bottoms to camera. "These smell. You want these fungus socks? What are you going to do with them?" Itch bare feet with socks. "Little going away present." Throw socks at camera.