I understand you're in need of some lawyer services. Your wife is divorcing you because you say "she doesn't love you anymore", but we both know the truth. You're getting divorced because you have a small dick. When she married you, she told she could get used to it... but she was wrong. It's impossible to get used to something like that, so therefore, you are alone. You will be alone forever. Not only am I NOT going to represent you in court, but I am going to brutally humiliate you and charge you all the lawyer fees anyways. Why, you ask? Because you deserve it. You are a hopeless loser and I will make sure that is drilled into your head over and over again.