Men should never be allowed to cum, only women. That’s my new motto in life, born out of all the years I’ve spent thinking that fucking women is so, so much more satisfying than fucking men. I mean, look at your dick. Can that compare with a pussy? A pair of tits? A set of feminine curves? Not a chance. You don’t deserve to cum. So you and every other man I know are going to abstain completely. No more jerking off, certainly no fucking. And meanwhile, I’m going to enjoy fucking every woman I can. How’s that sound?