These socks are so dirty you can see it from a mile. I've been wearing them without shoes at the gym's studio and now they have bits of...something...stuck to them as well as some mysterious food stains. Actually, now that I think about it, I haven't washed them in two weeks or so. It's YOUR job to get them clean. While I'm examining the state of these socks, I have My feet so close to your face that you can smell them. I wiggle and flex and My toes and pull the sock so tightly that can see their outline against the fabric. I briefly take them off so you catch a glimpse of My bare feet. HEY! Make sure you're listening to My instructions. You better have been training your tongue 'cuz if these socks aren't squeaky clean next time I wear them, I'm getting rid of you. There are millions of other sock cleaners out there waiting for a chance. So now that I've mesmerized you with the smell of My sweat and the idea of eating My sock dirt, get to work.