Being a single woman in her 40's isn't always easy in the dating world. I decided I would try one of those tricks to see if I could get laid like the porn movies. I called the local plumbing company and said I had an emergency. When he arrived, he was just as I was hoping. Sturdy, rugged, a 'mans man' - my perfect choice for fucking me. So I lit up a smoke, had a beverage or two, and began my seduction routine. Sexy, rubbing, teasing and smoking. To my surprise, he didn't even notice! So I had a few more beverages, and a few more smokes, and tried even harder. I played with a banana, he didn't notice. I began to take my clothes off - he didn't notice. It was only after being completely naked and masturbating right in front of him that he finally got the clue! And thankfully - he let me suck his big beautiful cock - and apparently, he saw some of the same porn movies I did - because he left his huge load all over my face. I don't remember exactly what happened next, but when I woke up, my pussy was swollen and sore. Either way, it was a good night for this single mom!