Well it started out as a normal ice cream and popsicle taste test, but something about how it tasted... or maybe it was feeling my lips wrapped around something nice and thick... Mmmm... I might have lost track of what I was doing...
REVIEW:Here is a list of things I would do if I don't receive this hot, sticky video for free:
I will build a device to pull the sun closer to the Earth. As a result, the global tempurature will rise, causing the polar ice caps to melt even faster, destroying the habitat of those polar bears which double as mascots for your precious Klondike products, while creating more water that will evaporate into the air and raise the global temperature even further through the formation of steam! The Earth will be so hot that all ice-cream based solids will melt into liquids, turning all surfaces sticky, thus ensnaring the entire human race like flies to a fly trap! No one will be able to enjoy their ice cream treats any longer as they waste away to the rising heat of this planet!
What I'm trying to say is: I'll scream! You'll scream! We'll all scream if I can't use this video to fill my pants with cream!
MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!